In defense of TV

Nigella Lawson

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:08:00 +0000

Queen of Queens, Uber of the Uber, there can be no doubt that wicked acts have been carried out in her name.

Amanda Lamb

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:01:30 +0000

Who is this mysterious woman? Why it's Lamby. Bringer of good tidings and two dress changes per show.

Funny how she always gets her 'clients' the houses that they want.

Must be something to do with her connections.

Holly Willoughby

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:49:41 +0000

I'm sure I'd watch mud if Holly Willoughby was presenting it.

Claire Nasir

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:39:29 +0000

Ellie Crisell

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:32:21 +0000

This young woman brought fishnets to Newsround.

And they let her wear them.

Sarah Beeny

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:27:52 +0000

Almost comparable to the miracles of Jesus, Beeny has made Property Development watchable.

Hallelujah.

Fearne Cotten

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:23:48 +0000

Fearne reminds one of the hottest girl in school who was actually nice to you.

Victoria Coren

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:19:18 +0000

Poker player, stand-up comedian, pornographer, Ms. Coren gives everything she says the air of the unprintable.

Kirstie Allsopp: The Tog Lady.

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:13:26 +0000

Some ladies just look better the more clothes they wear.

If Allsopp wore a padded jilbaab and scarf in Siberia perhaps we would consider a change of religion, no?*

* just a little note on the surprising lack of pictures available for the Togmeister. Just surprised, that's all.

Some thoughts regarding TV's lovely ladys

culture schlock — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:03:36 +0000

It has come to may attention that we live in an age of Great Ladies on the TV. Forget the past. This is a time for women who tick all the boxes.

Well, most of them. (History of Mental Health Problems is usually left empty.)

I have compiled 9 such women. It was going to be 10, but there was this gardener sort that I couldn't remember the name and googling didn't help so it's 9. They shall be presented in order of preference on this given day.

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